Dear Fucker...
You are my fuckin friend...
And I hope u know thats fuckin true...
No matter what the fuck happens...
I will stand the fuck by u...
I will fuckin be there for u...
When ever the fuck u need me...
To lend a fuckin hand....
To do a fuckin good deed...
So fuckin call on me....
Whenever the fuck u need me...
Fuck, i will always be there...
Even to the bitter fuckin end...

F.U.C.K STANDS FOR

(F)RIEND
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(C)AN
(K)EEP

SO PROMISE ME WE'LL F.U.C.K FOREVER(hey c'mon its just a comment, I knew u gotta think I'm GAY)!!!!!!

i jus realizd...iv found a great reason to rite ya a commnt...no, not coz i adore u, n u're so sweet, n everybdy should kno dat n bla bla bla (wich im sure is ol very true..but heck i don evn kno u)...no d reason is...i wanna infuriate surabhi..n incense her/n enrage her/make her blood boil/wind her up/annoy her/madden her/irritate her n basicly exasperate her (incase u havn guessd i hav my indows thesaurus swichd on)....how u ask? becoz, i believe, n ur profile is ample evidence, dat she has contractd d "i wan a commnt from me on top" disease from me....n lord itz so fun to finally b able to victimiz someone! hee hee hee...n lemme mention...hee
so watvr i rite in here is basicly heresay so if daksh turnz out to b a real creep n so not as nice as i sed...don come lukin to shoot me!!
ok so herez wt i kno abt him-
1.hez really sweet
2.he makes the slipknot insignia really well
3.he sketchz a lot
4.hez a clueless boyfriend (i herd surabhi was pourin her heart out to ya..n at d end or her heartpourin u, in total guy fashion, startd tokn about ur guitar. tell me...wt do u men need to b able to sympathize??? y? y must ol guyz b dis way...hw well i undrstnd her predicament)
5.hez freakn cute!!! hmme....ha ha ha im gonna b impaled by her black nailz tomorow (or blu or green or wtvr colour dey r now)
6.he readz books....omg...atleast derz smthn redeeming..ok joke..sorry
7.hez majorly into his music..iv herd her complain ur guitarz d first love in ur life...well atleast dt soundz cool..i mean she can say "gawd!!! my boyfrndz first love is his guitar!!hmph!" ....wt do i get to say? "gawd!! my boyfrndz first love is maggi!!hmph!"...jus doesn hav d same effct ya kno?
so now im thinkn...wtz surabhi gonna put up now...i mean shez done with cameltosis...hmme...
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ha ha ha lesse if u get dis...n if u don...ill giv ya a clue..3rd stanza..it masks a more scandalous word...ha ha ha ha im so lovin d thot of surabhi readin dis
well mr.bahuguna...gtg..so i luk forward to meetin ya...til den..may peace b in ur heart n may d starz watch over u.
*muaahz*
p.s.-my namez speld "banerjee" n not "bannerjee".kindly refer to dis wen u rite me a lovely long testimonial!!

oh god kaytee i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! curses be on yu!!!!!!!

anyway...ab main kya likhun yaar..this is SO unfair......ho hum hohum hohum hohum...................

m jus tryna use up spce..ohk wait..ill think ov a few lines to write....



welll...oh yes..! HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!! an JAI HIND!!!!! (haaaa ishaan i beat u again...ohksrryy baby ask him the joke!)....

challo.. den..bbye gunnyt...pls col again!!!! (u JUST kep the fone...y????)...chalo till the next time kaytee wries u a vella testi...rock on "fucka"...mwah!

heyyy..., m bakk....daksh u better accept dis/.////

surabhi beta...chaloo ek aur likhoo....gud girl ....

lamba sa likhna...chota sa mota sa...kaam chalaoo testi...long 1...........................


hehe

and this one's for karan's testimonial......u know, this was originally the word i wans gonna write in your testimonial...u know the phrase..... but ur reaction on seeing it made me wanna write it even more..hehehe...sorry...and god bless ur *naughty* mind...

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hahahah..sorrie...nd mwah...tc....

aarrrggghh kaytee i hate you!! actually ..no i dont..anywayyy....
this is the one for kaytee's testimonial....im not write anything much....

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j'adore shona!!





tcc mwaaaah...rock on !

hey fuka...


jus a vella testi....ab surabhi ko ek aurtesti likhni padegi........yeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

hehe

salle mujhe top6 se hata diya jab se 11th main aaya hai mujhe bhul gaya hai!!:(
aacha meri book kab waapis karega tab se lekar betha hai
plzzzzzzzzzzzz dede
this guys a complete nut, harkatein aisi karta hai ki pucho mat
mast artist nd guitarist.....
nd tu apni harkatein bandh kar lolz
nd this aint lyk a testi
mujhe bhi likhde ab ek testi
salla bol bol ke thak gaya!!
haha
cya
tc

ohk...i want a testimonial from me sabse upar...so like, everytime some1 gives u a testi..im gonna give u a new one... :D :D

so well...(prachi kapil style..)

Given : A guyy with the name Daksh Bahuguna, a guitar, a blank peice of paper, sketching material, music, loads of chocolate, cuteness,more than a lil bit of brains (teehee), fun,my (\/) (code language...only for shona), laughter, love, admiration, adoration,perfection.

To Prove: all of these thrown in together mix to form the best guy i have ever met till date..and my favorite one too...

Proof: ohk if u know him and ure reading this, i dont need to tell you that the guitar resides in him (with lotsa of "other stuff"..u get me na baccha..!). im sure u know that already. this guy's is like the freakiest..and one of the best guitarists ive come across...my joe sat...hehe.

[{ oh my god i hv2 put this in..the radio's playin signaaaaaal....lol jump in the air , jump in the air, jump,jump,jump in the air...wht a coinci...and u already knw wht monica says i aint gonna repeat it...:D :D...umm others, sorry, inside joke ignore this and move on.}]

yes. second statement. blank peice of paper and sketching material.again, if u know him u shall be familiar with this. but if u dont..whoaaa ure missing out on the da vinci of tday...!! hes got the wildest imagination EVER and the best part is...he can draw it out. i mean...im jus sooooo jealous of you skills sugah...wish i cud have somthing like that meself.

MUSIC. its within him. Its around him . Its goes along with him. he lives on it. not music as in songs..but the music of life. he gives to one and all. like a "virus of life" or something. hehehe...sryy yaar..had to put that in. no srsly, this guy actually is a true musician...its like when ure with him...atleast its true for me...violins in the background...(ohk fine ur ibanez as well...and add a bass playing "quadruplets" cos thats all i know hehe....and some frggin drummer doing ur double bass....and the vocalist screeching..like my korn wala jaan...Lol) but all giving life. its ough to describe. just try to get the pikcha. its like heaven...on earth. jus be with him and ull know it.

ah-em...next one. loads of chocolate. lol he dsnt like chocolate...likes only a specific type. but hes defintly made of it.i mean imagine..the sweetest , purest chocolate uve ever tasted..thats what he seems to be made of. so SUH-WEET. lol i wont ellaborate further.

CUTENESS. PERSONIFIED. the way he talks, the way throws tantrums (OH MY GOD>>> !!!!)..hes like this lil kid u wanna cuddle and say "awwle mela shonaa babbyyyy"....too cute. mwahh baby!

MORE than a lil bit of brains..i really mean that!!! they're jus applied in the wrong place. hehe. beta..thoda sahi jagah lagalo toh aap kahan se kahan pahunch jaoge. matlab pahunch toh jayoge h kisi din...but u know, think right, and ull get there MUCH sooner. { ahem ...double meaning. no rack ur brains "oh lil one")

FUN and LAUGHTER ill take these up together. yeh...like i sed in the earlier one...i cunt have imagined spendin four hours sittin on one fkin bench and actually surviving the ordeal . but this guy here (with more than a lil help from neelesh...lorl) makes it oh so amazing. thanxxx deeebeee lowe u!!

ADMIRATION and ADORATION. taking thse 2 together 2. they're not really u...jus part of what i have for you. so in a
way..they form u for me. so thats y they're here. yes. coming bak. i ADMIRE this guy. more than most of the people i know. strength -present. will power - DEFINITELY presnt (hehe). Character- abundant. attitude -the best u cud have.
so lik...keep it rockin hon....
and i ADORE u!! for all the times u've been sweet to me..been with me...been ME....(26th...29th...we've been one)
THANKU.....ure the best. u know what id say...F.A.F.A sweetie!!

yes..last...but (cliche as it sounds) certainly not the least...PERFECTION. ofcourse. dont believe it daksh...u
asked me na that day...why you..this is why. u jus CANT seem to do anything wrong. NOTHING. u guys..this guy is
like...he knows JUST what u need to hear. nd just what he shud be doing. and when. timing, sense ,
logictics..everything's perfect. and he is too....i mean yeh everyone has their faults..and yours are listed at the
end of the testimonial in the poem "10 things i hate about you". parts of it are really true. others wont get
it..but i know you will. so im putting it there.ur faults dont hamper u in anyway. hence...i love the way u are...so
perfectly imperfect.mwah!je t'aime my better half!

{[ lol now they're playing boom boom boom (wink wink)..vengaboys...ooo nostalgia..wish we cud be kids
again...hehehe...]}

so ...well then..thats about it in this testimonial so finnally..as they say... HENCE PROVED . QED (quite easily
done).

and oh heres the poem...10 things i hate about you..rememeber ONLY parts of it are true!!! but i still love it...and u...:D :D u rawwwk...mwah...

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.(yes..plzzzz leave it long!!!)
I hate the way you'd drive a car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat "floaters" (lol no i dont...but jus wanted to put this in)
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you,
not even close.......
not even a little bit....
not even at all.

keep rocking..."go-bey-shoo"....shona baby...u knw the usual...FAFA...

PS. i SWEAR i wasnt trying to make the testimonial long...i wasnt tryin ONE BIT!!
PPS. if u dont approve this im gonna blackmail u into it...so u bettaaa!! though i know u will...m jus
specifying..im still QUITE the mom...hehe...
PPPS. oh before i forget...my eragon thru and thru...u rawwwwk....
PPPPS. bohot zyada post scripts nahi ho gayi??? hehehe....k finaalllyyy....bbyeee....tc....actually not bbye...cyuuu
soon...keep ur socks on...(evn the flouroscent ones ..hahaha)....mwah..
PPPPPS. ohmygod...cant leave this out...my comps playing angel....!!! "ure my flowers and sunshine..my cherries and
red wine.." hehe thnxxx for dat song 2 sugahpot...ohk chalo ill stop now...gotta leave sumthing for
testimonials-to-come 2..hehe....*god bless*..tc..

deeebeeee....daksh..hmmmmmm...da first thing i feel like doin wen i see him is -TO STUFF HIS GUITAR RITE UP HIS ASS......muzik ka sabse bada keeda ghusa hua hai isme..

i have to admit dt i dint like daksh dt much pehle...dunno y though......but i was sooooooooo wrong..he's 1 heluva guy...naryana made us rillyyyy gud friends....har class mein i used to keep goin on n on n on....bout "A girl" obvisly...aur brchara daksh sunta tha ya hasta tha....dats all he did..i stil rememba man--"aamna ko ****** meri kamna!!!"
lol

hes been ma best friend in naryana....alwayz helpin me bout "u knw wat man.."
thx....thx a lot

cant think of nethin else bro...will write another 1 soon

keep playin dt dumb instrument of urs
cuz
u play it pretty well

l8er
*karan*

k now this guy is one who considers hmself to be really cool
wich is actually true!! but u can be really irritatin at times but overall ur one gr8 frnd nd ab 11th mein ho gaya hai to thodi aapni harkatein bandh karde but ther's no point of tellin u cauz u neva gonna change
better keep it tht way!!
lol
rock on dude nd frndz foreva

DUX..coooool dwd of the century..bad jk..lolz..but he is one of the cool guys..never backs out frm helping his frndz(atleast me..)well..watever ive written in ur previous comment is not to b repeated in this one so dun xpect dis one to b very long..well mr.DAKSH..is a gr8 artist..always draws his grafitti crap all over..lol..but its quite gud..he's been ma classmate since K.G..frnd till..9..nd now hes ma bro...one major factor abt dis guy is that hes "not" that much thirki..ive written dis sentence for all dose gals who hv misinterpreted COLUMBA'S..as a "Despo" skool..so no need to stay away frm dis man..hes very frndly nd wid pleasant nature..bas ab khush..ke aur likhna hai??..mujhe bhi chahiye ek saale!!lolz

hmmmmmmmm..........now whr do i start.....
daksh bahuguna is one of the most amazin personalities ive come across in my life...in a such a short time of knowing each other he's become one of ma best frnds...nd damn i love that! hes a great great guy...not to mention the biggest muzic freak possible...which is a good thing...! from whatever little ive heard hes a good guitarist....nd one things for sure...this guy can DRAW!! im absolutely in love with his art work...even if its just a sketch of his name all over the place....hehehe...
he's my partner-in-crime too...in class...trust me, sittin at one place for four hours is tough...but this guy here sure makes it much easier than i could have ever imagined. thanx dude!
all in all...hes lots n lots of fun...amazing to hang around with...nd now one of the integral parts of my life...thnx for being thr nd seeing me thru my highs n lows "ma better half" (quote unquote hehe)...
u well n truly rock...
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tc ...be the same forever...!

le..khush reh ab..junglee jab dekho tab cutter se darate rehta hai..umm..alright as u can all c from his profile nd his pics;hes a music freak..aur padhai mein to..ummm 10th tak to theek tha par in 11th ive only seen him writing nd decorating his name all over his note books nd ntn else does he write..lolzz..ekdum mast artist hai saala..very cool frnd to hand out wid..yaar baad mein continue karunga ,newaybest of luck for ur xams dwd..nd yes all dose ppl readin this testi (who r not in his frnd list) shud add him as his frnd immediately warna muh tod dunga!!

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